March - Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Somebody's got to be the guy around here to keep things interesting. And I don't mean interesting in the running off to Seattle to check out the latest newbies causing havoc for all of us. Someone has to keep it light and, I don't know, fun around here to make all of the rest not so hard to deal with some of the time. It's never anything big, just something stupid to give everyone a laugh at the most random times. I know when to keep it at bay, though, so it's not as is if I'm trying to cause trouble all of the time.

Usually my partner in crime is Jasper. Rosalie isn't the kind to help me come up with any schemes, but I know she enjoys it when it happens. Alice probably sees it coming, but she's game enough to let us see it all through. Then again, we've tried to get better about always changing our minds here and there to keep her on her toes so she doesn't see it every single time. It's a lot harder than it seems.

What helps is that Jasper has the ability to control and sense emotions. If I happen to get a look on my face and feel a certain way, he's a little more apt to understanding what I've got in mind. We'll pull of a stunt, everyone gets a laugh, and we go about our business. Just something to keep things interesting.

Only, I have to wonder sometimes with the Pinky and the Brain comparison. Which of us is which?